Women’s Trends Going with the World…The Wrong Direction

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Call me old-fashioned, but this trend of tattoos and belly piercings for women is such a turn-off. What happened to the beauty of smooth, clean, beautiful skin? I see so many beautiful bodies these days with graffiti all over them, metal hanging from the belly, the lips, or speckled on the nose. I hate it. Not that my opinion matters. I’m an old man and I am talking about younger women. I won’t be dating them, but then, if I were young, I wouldn’t want to.

Now I see on the news that the new Barbie Doll comes with tattoos that the kids can apply to their doll.

It’s a pity. It’s a turn-off.

I think women’s beauty, like rock ‘n roll music, peaked in the seventies. Now the more they try to improve it, women’s looks, rock music, the worse it seems to get. Today’s super-models don’t look half as gorgeous as the girl next door in the 70’s did.

A real pity.

Nowhere

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“Nowhere”.

A common compound word using two smaller words, “no” and “where”.

Or are the two words “now” and “here”?

Is there really a difference?

After 49 years of struggling to get some where,

I am now here,

having gotten no where.

NextDoor WebStore Named Exclusive eBay Seller for Innovative Golf Training Product

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Endorsed by PGA Tour Professional, Chip Beck, the ‘O’ Beam trains golfers to minimize head movement, especially during the putting stroke.

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eBay power seller, NextDoor WebStore announces it has been named the exclusive eBay outlet to sell the new and innovative golf training tool – The ‘O’ Beam The ‘O’ Beam’s laser allows the golfer to correct any head movement, which is essential for a solid golf swing, especially in developing a solid putting stroke. Less head movement leads to better putts and lower scores.

The ‘O’ Beam was designed by golf instructor, Katie O’Keefe to train her students to keep their head still when putting. Katie O’Keefe has been a golf instructor for 10 years, helping players of all ages and abilities. Katie says, “ The setup and head movement are the most important part of the golf swing.” The ‘O’ Beam was featured on the Golf Channel and is endorsed by PGA Tour Professional Chip Beck who states, “ ‘O’ Beam is the best putting aid I have ever used.”

The only place to buy the ‘O’ Beam on eBay is at NextDoor WebStore http://www.ndwebstore.com). To purchase the ‘O’ Beam training tool and to get more complete information on this new golf training product, go to http://www.golfobeam.com, ndwebstore’s direct link to the ‘O’ Beam.

Denny Crane

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I have never been a William Shatner fan. I enjoyed the original Star Treks a time or two, but I was not a trekkie and seeing an episode more than once in a five year period was probably once too many.

Then there was the drunken night that his wife died in the pool. He was found not to have anything to do with it, but I always had my suspicions…unwarranted, of course, I just didn’t like the man very much. I had a bias for reasons that I could not readily explain, but I felt the way I felt and could not deny it.

Recently I moved from Minnesota to Florida. I’m not a much of a TV watcher to begin with. I watch some sports…well, football…the NFL, to be precise. But football is only on Sundays…and Monday nights…and sometimes Thursdays, and only then when in season. At any rate, in Minnesota, I had access to HBO. I didn’t actually watch it much, but I often used the TV for background noise while working. When there wasn’t a football game on, one of the multitude of HBO channels was usually where it landed. There are no obnoxious commercials on the movie channels, therefore no sudden surges of volume, as is always the case when the network or cable shows take a break to earn some money.

Then came the move. I suddenly found myself in a new state, a new town, a new home, no friends, and nothing to do but work. Though I’m not complaining. I enjoy my work. But I hadn’t yet found a radio station in town that I liked and being busier than ever, I still needed some background noise while I worked. I also hadn’t subscribed to any of the movie stations. Since I don’t actually watch them, they’re just background noise after all, I couldn’t justify the extra expense as I tried to get myself re-established.

So network/cable television, on low volume so the commercial breaks wouldn’t jolt me from my concentration, was going to have to do. And that was when I saw my first episode of Boston Legal.

As I pointed out before, I am not a William Shatner fan. But I do like Candice Bergan. I like James Spader, too. So I didn’t change the channel just to spite William Shatner. Thought about it, but decided it didn’t matter. I wasn’t watching anyway.

I realize I am late with this and watching reruns, but somehow Boston Legal took my concentration away and I found myself actually paying attention to it. On a personal note, I haven’t had much reason for laughter in quite some time, longer than I can remember, if truth be told. But Boston Legal is on several nights a week here (Denny Crane) and I found myself looking for it in the on-screen guide and planning my evening’s around (Denny Crane) it and laughing at William Shatner’s character despite my initial unwillingness to do so (Denny Crane).

I love this show! I love the subtle humor in it. And I love William Shatner as (Denny Crane). I can’t imagine anyone else doing that role as well. He and Spader make a great, quirky, slightly insane team of brilliant lawyers that do nothing by the book.

I felt I needed to write this out as a sort of apology to William Shatner for not liking him for all these years for reasons that I could not define.

And with that said, I leave you with these two words that have brought at least a little laughter back into my world…

Denny Crane.

About Those Stupid MAC Commercials…

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I have Vista and I LOVE it!

Odd Hours by Dean Koontz (2008)

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Odd Hours by Dean KoontzOdd Hours is the fourth installment already of the Odd Thomas series started in 2003 and it sets itself up for a fifth offering that will be coming before too long, I am sure.

The entire story takes place during one evening, a span of about six hours. Odd Thomas finds himself in a town for reasons unknown to him, finds a mysterious pregnant woman whom he doesn’t know, and vows to protect her with his life for reasons she will not reveal. This chapter in Odd’s odd life begins with him meeting the unknown woman who has no last name, and ends with him driving out of town with the woman while still having no idea who she is, why she needs protection, and with no real destination in mind.

Enter book five.

The mysterious woman character is not even necessary in this story, makes a couple of guest appearances to make sure we don’t forget about her, and leaves the reader with a strong feeling of an unfinished story despite the fact that Odd manages to discover and thwart an evil attempt by powers unnamed to redesign the world order beginning with the destruction of several major cities in the United States, all in a six hour time frame.

This story raises more questions than it offers answers. Koontz’s descriptions of the flowers and trees and weather and such take up at least half the book. The other half is Odd using his unusual psychic abilities to track down and shoot the bad guys dead. But even with the villains all having fresh bullet holes in them, the mysterious pregnant woman still requests his safeguarding.

Having helped Elvis find his way to the ever after in the end of the third installment, he relies on the spirits of Frank Sinatra and (of course) a ghost dog named Boo to help him out of a few jams. But even though Odd manages to kill all the pawns in the evil scheme, we are allowed one slip of the tongue that mentions a Senator might be behind, or at least involved, in the plan to start a New Civil Order, yet no conspiracies or politicians, from our country or any other, including the origin of the ship delivering the nukes to the fumbling pawns of the plot, are otherwise ever even mentioned.

This book falls to third in my favor of the four Odd novels. The first one was one of my favorite Koontz novels when I read it. But later, in fact just a few weeks ago, my son and I were watching a movie, one that Dean had watched many times, we decided, The Mothman Prophecies with Richard Gere. I had told my son about Odd Thomas as we often discuss the books we read with each other, but he had not actually read any of the Odd Thomas novels himself. But at the same moment during The Mothman Prophecies, after a single particular line spoken by the expert that Richard Gere had sought out for some supernatural answers, my son and I looked at each other at said “Odd Thomas” almost simultaneously. Sure enough, a quick double checking of dates showed the Mothman appearing in 2002 and Odd Thomas appearing in 2003.

Just like the idea for The Good Guy comes directly from the movie Red Rock West with Nicolas Cage, Odd Thomas is a direct result of The Mothman Prophecies.

It makes me wonder how many other novels of Koontz’s are taken directly from movies that I haven’t happened to see. I hope Life Expectancy isn’t another rip-off being my current favorite Koontz novel.

That being said, despite the fact that Dean appears to be much less imaginative than he would like for everyone to believe when he talks about where he gets his ideas (which he does very often in his newsletters, all of which I read, and none of which mention the movies he is stealing his ideas from); and despite the fact that even with Trixie gone he can’t seem to write a story that doesn’t contain a hero dog or two, Dean Koontz is a very talented, descriptive writer and I enjoy his work because he makes it easy to visualize his story as he tells it.

His books are fast reads with large font and usually fairly fast paced. I read Odd Hours in just two evenings, enjoyed it, but was definitely left unfulfilled with the open-ended finish and all the questions about who this mysterious pregnant woman with no last name is and why she was even in the story to begin with.

Rarely are movie sequels as good as the originals and Odd Thomas falls into this category as well. I thoroughly enjoyed Odd Thomas in 2003 (although now hold a lot less respect for it since discovering, without question, where Koontz lifted the idea from); Forever Odd in 2005 felt like a waste of time; Brother Odd in 2006 was much better than the second in the series with a much more substantial story to tell, but still mostly just the same old stuff in new surroundings; and this latest effort falls somewhere between the second and third chapters of Odd’s odd life.

I suppose when you write as much as Koontz does, you need to dip your fingers into the wells of others to keep the stories coming.

If it sounds like I am being a little hard on the compulsive writer, it’s because I have always considered him one of my favorites. But as I have discovered a few of the sources for his stories, it feels a bit like seeing how the magician does a trick that you have always loved and discovering it was a lot simpler and less complex than you had ever thought it could be, or like going back to the circus for the first time as an adult and seeing the sadness and desperation behind the masks of the clowns that you hadn’t noticed as a child.

All in all, I give Odd Hours a 3 on the 5 star scale and will buy the fifth chapter when it comes out next year sometime, if for no other reason than to find out who this mysterious pregnant woman is that Odd has vowed to protect, and why she needs protecting. Koontz is a talented author and I do enjoy his writing, but I think he has been knocked down on the “favorite” list a few notches because he is much less original than I had previously thought. If you like Dean Koontz, I recommend Odd Hours to spend an evening or two with to pass the time, assuming you have been following the story from the beginning. But if you haven’t been following Odd Thomas since 2003, you aren’t missing much bypassing this long chapter.

Comments

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Due to an incredible increase in spam attempts to litter my blog with trash, and since I am too busy to be deleting them every ten minutes, I have temporarily, indefinitely suspended the ability for outsiders to leave comments. Once again, the abuse of a few ruin the use for many. Just another example of the far too many thoughtless people out there that don’t care about or have any respect other people’s hard work.

Obama Endorsement

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I am not at all into politics. In fact, I generally dislike politics and politicians alike and try to stay away from making any political postings in my blog because of this fact. But I needed to post the fact that I am supporting Obama and he will get my vote for the presidency because of a couple of earlier, less informed short posts I had written (despite my personal political writing policy) and then removed after discovering my errors in them.

And I will say no more about politics. I still hate our entire political system and the criminals that use it to serve themselves more than they serve the people that elect them, but I have been convinced that Obama is different, and for that reason alone, he gets my vote because someone completely different from anyone we’ve had in charge in our lifetime is the only way this country has a chance, and even then, only a slim chance. If we get another Bush or Clinton or Ford or Reagan, (or McCain) or anyone who has been part of the political system for the last two or three decades, the countdown to self-destruction continues.

At least with Obama, I see a slim chance to change directions. And for that slim chance, he gets my vote.

The true fact is, this entire world is becoming Hell because there are just too many people anymore. Obama has a chance for change, a slim chance, but I don’t actually believe the world will allow him to make the changes necessary. The only thing that is going to allow our (human) race to survive into the next century will be a natural disaster (I would never hope for an unnatural disaster) that wipes out at least three quarters of the world population and allows those that are left to start over and try to get it right the second (or third or fourth, do we really, truly know?) time around.

Otherwise, in a few more centuries, survivors will wonder about the existence of a country in the middle of the ocean that was supposedly once called “The United States of America” much the same way we wonder about Atlantis. I hear they tried to conquer the world…and look what it got them.

The world of today seems to be heading for the same fate as Atlantis. But why should any politicians care about that? They’ll be long dead by then.

PowerSeller Status

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NextDoor WebStore has reached Power Seller status!

Actually, I’m still not real sure what the requirements are to achieve PowerSeller status, but eBay said they had been met and slapped the powerful little icon next to my name on their site. There’s a long list of supposed benefits that come with the icon, but the biggest advantage is that given the choice, buyers will buy from a seller sporting the icon before buying from one that is not. And often times, they will even willingly pay a little more because of the icon.

They do claim that a certain level of sales must be maintained in order to keep the icon next to your name, and again, I do not know what these requirements are, but at least for now, I am in the club.

The 2008 NFL Schedule is Out

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The NFL released its 2008 regular season schedule for the league on Tuesday and the Minnesota Vikings, with a good start out of the gate, should be able to coast into the NFC Central Division Championship this season despite their so-called tough schedule. With the 2007 Rookie of the Year, Future Hall of Famer, Adrian “All-Day” Peterson being handed the starting job from the get-go this year; with the addition of the Chicago Bear’s best wide-out from last year, Bernard Berrian; and with Tarvaris Jackson now stepping into his second year after getting his feet wet and hopefully learning from his mistakes last year (Coach Brad Childress is basically staking his NFL coaching career on the fact that he does); and not forgetting about one of the league’s highest scoring defenses returning with a couple of adjustments towards improvement, the Vikings are a sure-in for the Division Title and at least two games deep into the play-offs by the end of their 2008-09 campaign.

According to NFL.com, the Vikings were handed the fifth toughest schedule in the league for the 2008 season, based on the 2007 winning percentage of each team’s 2008 opponents. But those figures, I believe, are a little off. I mean, they play the Green Bay Packers twice since they are in the same division. The Packers represent 30 wins and 2 losses during the 2007 season. But unless Aaron Rodgers has a season ending injury during the pre-season, I think the Vikings have finally seen the last of their #1 nemesis, Bret Favre. Rodgers will be paying his dues this season and the Green Bay Packers will be lucky to get 4 wins for the year, none of which will be against the Vikings. The Vikings and Packers kick off the 2008 Monday Night Football ritual, but without Favre at the helm, it just won’t be the same. Vikings should win that game easily and provide a healthy boost to Tarvaris Jackson’s confidence that he will need to carry with him into the following week.

Week 2 will be the real test for the Vikings. They don’t have to win (assuming they beat they Packers in Week 1 on Monday Night) but they need to show themselves, as well as the media and fans, that they can give Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts a run for their money. The Colts will be hanging around in the end of the season looking for another shot at New England when the time comes. Some things just don’t change that often.

This is probably the tell-all portion of the season for the Vikings, Week 2 through week 5; Indianapolis, Carolina, Tennessee, and New Orleans, respectively. As I said, they don’t necessarily need to beat Indianapolis in Week 2, but if they don’t, they’d better be prepared to win at least two out of the next three. While Carolina is trying to rediscover their identity, Tennessee and New Orleans each know exactly who they are and also have their sights on a quick start and a slip-slide into the play-offs. But as eluded to in the opening paragraph, I think Peterson and Berrian will provide enough of a threat to widen the field enough for Jackson to relax and get his job done even while still learning to get better at it. The Vikings should be 4-1 by the end of Week 5, but they will be able to live with 3-2.

Following that stretch are five games in a row that the Viking SHOULD win. 8-2 after 10 weeks SHOULD be enough for them to coast into the play-offs (where they might win one to get their hopes up, but they won’t win two). Detroit, Chicago, Houston, Green Bay again, and Tampa Bay.

Detroit is Detroit. Home, away, here, there, doesn’t really matter because the Motor City Kitties are never quite sure where they are. Chalk up two wins for being in the Central Division.

Green Bay is not Green Bay. No one knows who they are anymore with Favre gone. This year should provide a sign or two of the answer, but not much more than that can be expected even from the 60,000 owners that show up at the office each Sunday afternoon to watch their investment at play. Two more wins donated to the cause.

Houston is finally getting better and proving that it can play in our league, but they still have another year or two to go before they will actually worry anyone. They’ve proven they can play, but now they have to prove they can stay healthy. The Vikings meet them mid-season, when most of their players are usually still trying to recover from the season’s first few games.

Tampa Bay. At Tampa Bay. If the Vikings won the last four in a row, they may lose this one because they’ll probably be starting to think that they are better than they really are and Tampa Bay will bring them back to reality.

So 8-2, 7-3, at this point. Jacksonville will be a tough game. They are a tough team and Del Rio is a tough coach with Minnesota ties. I give this game to Jacksonville with Maurice Jones-Drew out-shining Peterson (only time it happens this season to Peterson).

And then the Viking slide into home plate with the flailing Bears and Detroit again, and Arizona and Atlanta, two teams that do not know how to win in December, and the final game of the year against the NFL reigning champions (cough, cough) the New York Frickin’ Giants (I still haven’t recovered from that shocker yet). The Giants are not the best team in the NFL, were not the best team in NFL last year, and will not beat the Vikings this year. I’m not quite sure how Eli Manning and his oft injured and banged up crew pulled off what they pulled off last year (I had almost forgotten they were even in the play-offs until I saw who New England was going to have to destroy!) but they won’t even make the play-offs this year.

Final regular season record for the Minnesota Vikings…12-4.

But don’t let that fool you. The Vikings aren’t that good yet. The rest of the Central Division is simply that bad. But Adrian Peterson will certainly be fun to watch each and every week this season, and if Tarvaris Jackson allows Childress to remain head coach for a few more years, they could very well become that good over the next two or three seasons.

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